Satireday Headlines: Now Sponsored By Indie Gaming

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It’s Saturday and that can only mean one thing: The return of the Satireday Headlines. Today’s headlines are brought to you by Ovaltine Online, the new MMO packed with your daily requirement of vitamins and minerals.

  • Perpetual Entertainment Briefly Returns To Announce Next Cancelled MMO
  • Crowfall Developer Reminisces On Ultima Online Mistakes To “Double Down On Them.”
  • Ubisoft Bake Sale Goes Horribly Awry After Oven Suffers DRM Issues.
  • Massively.com Shut Down As Joystiq Runs Out Of Free AOL CDs, Loses Internet Access.
  • “David Allen Was Fired For Burning Coffee” Says New Starbucks Barista Derek Smart.
  • And finally…
  • John Smedley Solidifies Studio Independence By Tweeting Death Threat To Gabe Newell.

Once again, today’s special is brought to you by Ovaltine Online. Drink your Ovaltine kids.

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  • “Runs Out Of Free AOL CDs” Ahahaha oh my lord i must have had 100’s of free internet discs in my house at one point.

    Infact I remember that if you bought any magazine there 99% of the time some company’s disc in there.

    • Connor

      My neighbor still gets his internet through AOL CDs.

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