RuneScape Celebrates All-Time High Membership In 2019


Everything’s coming up Glouphrie in RuneScape for 2019. As RuneScape enters its twentieth year of existence, Jagex is celebrating a successful 2019. RuneScape as a franchise enjoyed the highest membership count of all time with well over a million subscribers while Old School RuneScape achieved its highest daily active players thanks in part to a … Continue reading “RuneScape Celebrates All-Time High Membership In 2019”

Demonstrably: Citywars Savage Is A Cute Little Demo


This week I played the demo for an upcoming MMO called Citywars Savage. Citywars Savage is a quaint little upcoming MMORPG with a pretty cool premise. On the surface the game promises hack and slash combat coupled with crafting and resource management. Dig a little deeper and on the list of planned features you’ll find … Continue reading “Demonstrably: Citywars Savage Is A Cute Little Demo”

Snapshots: Pearl Abyss Reveals Crimson Dawn Shots


Pearl Abyss has released some screenshots from the upcoming title Crimson Dawn, as well as some development notes players might find interesting. Crimson Dawn began as a project to tell the backstory to Black Desert Online’s world, but grew and added more unique elements to produce new lands, elements, and characters. The character we see … Continue reading “Snapshots: Pearl Abyss Reveals Crimson Dawn Shots”

Community Concerns: The Importance of Reading Comprehension


Yea, we’re still talking about Blizzcon. It’s been a while since I talked about the whole nontroversy surrounding Blizzard and the prize pool for World of Warcraft’s Blizzcon tournaments, so I will sum up for those who don’t feel like clicking the link in this paragraph. Blizzard sold digital toys with 25% proceeds going toward … Continue reading “Community Concerns: The Importance of Reading Comprehension”

Google Gives Us Another Reason To Have No Faith In Stadia


Google Stadia is one of the few places where your money would be better invested in Enron stocks or Zimbabwe currencies. Now, those of you who read MMO Fallout will know that I consider Google Stadia to be a multi-million dollar scam. Here you have a company selling you a service where you are forced … Continue reading “Google Gives Us Another Reason To Have No Faith In Stadia”

Diaries From Velia: Fishing Black Desert (PS4)


(Disclaimer: I was provided a review copy of Black Desert on PS4. This has no bearing on my coverage.) One thing I love about Black Desert is the sheer amount of stuff to do and the complicated nature of it. Let’s take fishing for example. You go into Velia which is one of the first … Continue reading “Diaries From Velia: Fishing Black Desert (PS4)”

[Not Massive] It’s Time For More Interesting Steam Games


Get that toilet out, it’s time for more Steam releases. What can I say about this week’s Steam releases other than to say it might be the worst week I have seen in a long time. Over 250 releases of which nine might be worth looking into. If you’re a fan of hentai puzzle sliders … Continue reading “[Not Massive] It’s Time For More Interesting Steam Games”

Whatever Happened To: RedBedlam Ltd.


As I delve deep into the “whatever happened to those people” part of our ten year anniversary, one game caught my memory like a flash of lightning in a bowl of chocolate pudding. Whatever happened to that game The Missing Ink? Actually that answer is obvious: It was shut down. The Missing Ink shut down … Continue reading “Whatever Happened To: RedBedlam Ltd.”

How To Avoid A Lawsuit #1: Fortnite Cheater Edition


Good afternoon, internet. In honor of my upcoming completely fictional cookbook “A Million Ways To Roast Twitter Users,” I have decided to put out a new column series expanding on the In Plain English brand. The series is titled “How To Avoid a Lawsuit” which you would know if you read the title of this … Continue reading “How To Avoid A Lawsuit #1: Fortnite Cheater Edition”

[Hiring] Jagex Looks To Expand Studio By 25% In 2019


  Jagex Ltd., developers of the popular MMO RuneScape, have announced a hiring drive that will see the Cambridge studio boost its staff by 25% over 2019. To kick off the hiring drive, Jagex has revealed two big-name developers joining the team. First is Dan Vargas serving as art director for an unnamed online role … Continue reading “[Hiring] Jagex Looks To Expand Studio By 25% In 2019”