I would like to use today to announce my recruitment for the official MMO Fallout guild presence in the upcoming sandbox MMO Dominus. Now as you all know, the traditional MMO Fallout guild presence involves little presence, organization, or the actual existence of a guild. Rather, we log in at random times, don’t have much interaction with one another, and occasionally say hello in regional chat. In this sense, MMO Fallout remains the top guild in every MMO, made up of the seventy odd percent who are not voluntarily in a guild. On the other hand, the MMO Fallout guild carries the greatest amount of bots and mule accounts known to man, but those aren’t acknowledged as real players.
Essentially the MMO Fallout Dominus guild is based on one premise: Farming bounties. Dominus recently announced the Bounty Hunter system, where a player can place bounties on another player’s head, and other players take up the bounty and attempt to kill said player. As a member of the Dominus MMO Fallout Bounty Hunter Farming Guild (or DMFBHFG for short), you must be skilled in at least one of the following:
- Singling out the rich: We need to know who the rich players are, as they have the most money to put on bounties.
- Harassing the rich: For this we need a strong fighter, someone who can take out a rich, likely well equipped person repeatedly. Trash talking and perhaps a degree in trolling or flaming is also a necessary skill.
- Must have no qualms about shooting unarmed coworkers in the face.
You see, the end-game here is for one member of the crew to target a rich player and continuously harass him until he places a bounty on your head. Following, another member of the guild (not affiliated through any tags) will take on the bounty and shoot you in the face. You will have ample time to store any valuables that might be lost upon death, and the earnings from the bounty will be split evenly between the hunter and the hunted.
As the limit for how many people can take a bounty is ten, the guild will preferably be composed of eleven members, ensuring that no one else is able to take on bounties for our members. Remember, this is all satire and the point is to discuss potential exploits in a bounty hunter system.
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