Today’s MMOrning Shot comes from The Secret World. While going through missions that I had passed up, I once again found myself in the Innsmouth Academy. Now, I get the whole idea of blood splattered people adding to the horror element, but it wasn’t until a mission had me head upstairs to grab a file off of the Headmaster’s desk that I realized how disgusting this trio must smell, hiding in that office for all this time. Add to that the experiments in vaporizing familiars, and that wing of the school must smell like a combination of burnt flesh, stale blood, and body odor. And you know that girl doesn’t have access to a shower or change of clothing. My poor avatar.
The Secret World doesn’t need more weapon vendors, it needs an Old Spice and hand sanitizer salesman.
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