You know who I’m talking about.
It’s the start of the second fiscal quarter and that means it’s time for big business announcements. You may have been hearing a lot about this company over the last couple of months, particularly some controversy around who they are working with and what changes they are making in the gaming landscape. But I wanted to get ahead of the news before it hits the NASDAQ and pushes MMO Fallout’s stock up into the quadruple digits. In Yen that is.
MMO Fallout is officially partnering with SBI as of April 1.
Now you may be asking yourself some important questions; what does this mean for MMO Fallout? Why now? How do I contribute to MMO Fallout’s Patreon to support this endeavor? Well I’ll answer the only important question first; you can go to patreon.com/mmofallout.
As for what this means for MMO Fallout, I’m not quite sure. I’ll be completely honest, I haven’t actually read the contract I signed about two months ago. SBI’s lawyers have assured me nothing will change probably to the content of this website.
But why is this important for you? Let me continue.
In this increasingly crazy economy, us the laymen people need more secure investments. You can’t just rely on old fashioned war profiteering or assume that obvious winners like Google+ or the Juicero are going to get you a big return on your investment. With that in mind, MMO Fallout has partnered with the Society of Bacon Investors to bring their secret portfolio to you. The viewer.
And I know what you’re thinking; how does one invest in bacon? Let me posit a rebuttal; how does one not invest in bacon? It’s a self-sustaining commodity that much like gold only increases in value over time. And unlike gold which is flavorless and sucks as a breakfast, you’ll have more use for your investment than staring at it in a vault.
Don’t believe me? Try questioning the reliability to SBI’s founder; John Jabaconson IV Esq. Look at that smile, that’s a man whose wallet is stuffed in good investments.
For legal purposes John J. Jabaconson is not a lawyer, that Esq is actually part of his legal name.
So anyway, I’m not hurrying this piece up because I have to go to work. Over the next few months we will be detailing how you can earn your own bacon just by browsing MMO Fallout and doing simple things like looking ad video advertisements and solving CAPTCHA puzzles that are definitely not for bot farms. But more importantly you’ll have the safety and security and bacon, to invest that bacon into a future.
A bright future.
A future with bacon.
MMO Fallout 
Hmmm… baaacooon. 😁