G1 To Cheaters: Don't F-Up Your Last Chance


The Gamersfirst team working on All Points Bulletin quickly became my best friend thanks to their method of not merely banning cheaters but publicly humiliating them. In a dev blog update yesterday, Bjorn continued the approach of calming the crowd by reassuring that the team is indeed fighting aimbots. Recently, Gamersfirst was able to perform a mass ban on the three largest cheat tools, also posting some rather humorous complaints from the cheat forums.

But the G1 team is not entirely without knowledge on how to milk inane cheaters who would come back on a new account and continue spending money sympathy. They have put forward an offer: delete the cheats, start a new account, and they might allow you to continue playing their game. Maybe, if they feel like it.

Even stranger for some of us is the notion that some of these cheats that were caught cost upwards of $30 a month. Look, for $30 monthly, I will play your APB for you. If you prefer, I’ll even throw in the added DLC, where I eat all the junk food and drink all of your RC Cola, for absolutely free.