You can get one in kawaii Marvel style.
GameStop; it’s a company that is always shocking our expectations and moving the goalpost for what an an embarrassingly predatory corporation on the brink of failure will do to stay in business. But today we’re not here to talk about GameStop doing things like making their employees dance on TikTok for more work hours. I want to show you GameStop’s line of slow cookers.
Yes. Slow cookers.
GameStop sells a line of 7-quart slow cookers, which if you’re an aficionado of Slow Cooker Quarterly you know can make a massive batch of food. They are manufactured by Uncanny Brands LLC and presumably are reskinned Crock-Pot cookers because they look exactly the same. You can get them in Star Wars, Marvel Kawaii, Spider-Man, and even Mandalorian, but one thing you can’t get them in is WWE because that style is sold out. Something to let the family know you really like The Mandalorian while you’re cooking beef stew to the tune of eight hours on Thanksgiving.
Actually these slow cookers are pretty cool in comparison to some of GameStop’s other gaudy appliances like the Minions toaster or the really unwieldy looking Darth Vader toaster. The slow cookers are on sale today and since they look like reskinned Crock Pots at least you know you’re getting a quality slow cooker.
What I’m trying to say is that my viewers should make a lot of beef stew, dump it straight into those flimsy USPS padded envelopes, and mail them to my house.
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