Magnificent 5 Launches On Steam Into the Arms of Nobody


Magnificent 5 is the most embarrassing thing to tie its name to the western film series since Adam Sandler put out Ridiculous Six.

Since 2019-2020 seems to be the era of Battle Royale titles immediately failing out the gate, it was only a matter of time before Free Reign Entertainment, led by the least competent swindler in the history of gaming Sergey Titov, got into the fray. Magnificent 5 was already failing long before it came on to Steam, but now that the game is on the platform it has a whole new audience to take a look at it and say “no thank you.”

Don’t let the timer in the screenshot fool you, I spent more than two hours in queue on Steam launch day and couldn’t find a single game. The timer resets every hour. The estimated timer is seven days, not seven minutes. There are fourteen people online.

The good news is that Free Reign is already planning its next swindle. The company has listed on its New Frontier launcher a zombie survival game based in the New Frontier world. Yes the company that repackaged the same low quality zombie game over and over and over and over and over and over again is going to dip into the well and pull those zombie models out of retirement to do it one more time. Sergey Titov; a man who has been recycling the same trash for over a decade because somehow these things still make a bit of cash.

This game makes Cyber Watch look innovative.