Worse than Cyber Watch.
I’ve found it. The base of the totem pole in terms of games coming out on Steam.
The title I’m going to talk about today started out on Steam back in October as the title “Crying Free Sex.” On December 15 the creator WayneP added the name “Spies Using XPS.” A screenshot and store description for Spies Using XPS has been pasted below for your viewing pleasure.
This Game is Nightmare Exit Simulation. the Main Player Character, Fiona is explore the ruined world in dreaming within 40 Days in the free move UI world… You must exit the world of nightmare with craft and sell the PCs… and also you can explore the shopping, or a lot of tons to do… if you craft and sell the PCs as minimum as 38, you`ll exit the main story immediatly… and you playing the lazy with scene`s day is up to 40, you`ll be critical final scene… so you find a nightmare exit your own as quick as…
In early February, Spies Using XPS changed its name to Shiny Park and today it changed its name again to Tetris Secret. The store description is no less nonsensical, the video/screenshots are no better.
this is a Adventure game, which behind story of tetris… you able to gone at 80`s behind true event of secret of release of Tetris game… and also, after the clear the story, you`ll be play the Eternal Adventure of Akihabara…
Instead of being an MS Paint poorly drawn character you apparently now control a (presumably) store-bought anime girl t-posing her way around the map on an Unreal engine game that looks like it was hastily cobbled together in roughly ten minutes with the drawing of a ten year old running around.
Hopefully this is all a big prank being played on people like me who keep an eye on the games you don’t normally find browsing through Steam, because if this is any indication of the quality Wayne will be releasing to the public he’s going to make Digital Homicide a contender for the Criterion Collection by comparison.
MMO Fallout 