Propaganda has never been dumber.
One thing I ask myself here at MMO Fallout is “why has nobody ever made a flat earther game?” And the answer is that they have, but those games haven’t ended up on Steam yet. Flat Earth Simulator seeks to upend tradition and inject the largest platform for PC gaming with the craziest conspiracy theory since the notion that Abraham Lincoln wasn’t assassinated by deep earth lizard people. The things people will believe.
Flat Earth Simulator is a game that promises to present the alternative, at least in the sense that the standard is reality and the alternative is playing pretend with a bunch of adults who desperately want to feel like they have secret insight into a massive conspiracy. Did I mention this article has been sponsored by the Build-A-Bear Conference? Get your vaccines people, they help stop the bad thoughts from coming in.
Just check out this description of the game.
Is the earth a globe? Why do you think that? Does your everyday life confirm that fact? Explore the alternative of the Flat Earth Simulator! An interactive simulation of the day and night cycle on a flat earth with information waypoints all over the terran plane.
I’m not lying when I say I’m actually looking forward to buying and playing this. It’s an interest that is slowly growing into an obsession. I want to know what they know. Don’t you? It can’t possibly be as crazy as I think it will be.
Who knows, but we will in November when the game officially releases.