Holiday Buyer’s Guide Part 1: 2016 Games For Retro Gamers


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2016 feels like it was all about nostalgia, be it in film, in life, and even in video games. With that in mind, I’ve compiled a list of games that retro gamers should enjoy. The NES Classic goes without saying, but since you have better chances of being struck by lightning than finding one in stores, we’ll leave that out of the list.

screenshot10 1. Carmageddon: Max Damage

Carmageddon brings back the days of your mother telling how worried she is of these TV computer games you’re playing and how she read online that they’ll turn you into a Satan-worshiping baby killer, only now it’s other members of the press telling you how problematic they find your taste in entertainment. The premise of Carmageddon is simple: Destroy the other racers, run over pedestrians, and rack up points. Also, don’t let your car get destroyed.

Play single player or online in one of several modes, one thing that takes getting used to in Carmageddon are the controls. This is definitely not the tight, smooth controls you may be used to in other racers. Cars are bulky, they get caught on scenery, and generally spin out pretty easily. Matches are a blast, since you can opt to actually finish the race (if you’re into that) or just destroy your opponents.

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2. Resident Evil 1/0 Remakes

Almost the entire Resident Evil main series has been remade for modern consoles, with Resident Evil 2 on its way at some point in the future and Resident Evil 3 a hopeful glimmer, but any gamer worth their retro salt should be picking up the remakes of the original game and its prequel. Going back to where the virus began, both titles have the player taking the role of S.T.A.R.S Special Forces as they uncover a string of murders in the forests near Raccoon City.

This series is renown for its grim atmosphere, puzzling…puzzles, tank controls, and survival aspects. Don’t shoot everything, you don’t have enough bullets. The story telling isn’t great, but it sets the stage for the series to come and is widely considered to be where Resident Evil was its most sane.

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3. A Boy and His Blob

A Boy and His Blob is a game that goes back to the NES, although you can’t find it on the NES Classic, and the classic is back on modern consoles and PC. A side scrolling game, the goal is to pass by various obstacles and puzzles by feeding your blog a number of jelly beans to transform him into new objects.

Overall this is a simplistic game with hand drawn graphics inspired by anime.

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4. Worms WMD

Another game from your childhood, the Worms series never seems to be willing to die and comes back every generation. WMD has everything that made the Worms series great, plus a ridiculous number of cameos from other titles. Kit your worm to look like characters from Rocket League, Payday 2, Saints Row IV, and more.

For those unfamiliar with the series, Worms is a turn-based game where you line up shots and blow your enemies off of the map. Use the environment to your advantage, or blow it up to create/destroy cover for your and your foes. Worms is a game that rewards patience and practice, you’ll need to learn each weapon in order to use them efficiently, otherwise the brutality of seasoned veterans and the game’s own AI will make short work of you.

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5. OlliOlli/OlliOlli2

Alright, this one technically isn’t a retro game, but it draws inspiration from the days when games were difficult while pretty fair. OlliOlli is a side scrolling game that is all about riding a skateboard and pulling off tricks. You’ll need to be accurate to a T to rack up a high score and beat the games numerous levels, pro-levels, and challenges.

It is a game that can seem unfair at times, but stick with it and you’ll see just how much fun it can be.

Gems In The Greenlight Gutter: July 21st Edition


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I’ve been meaning to start this column for quite a while now, and finally got around to figuring out what I wanted to call it. Gems in the Greenlight Gutter is a series of pieces I have planned looking at games that pop up in the Steam Greenlight list, with a twist.

Rather than looking at the bad games, as has become easy content fodder from various websites (including my own), I’m going to focus on those that showed promise. This is specifically dedicated to games that have been removed from Greenlight, as in pulled by the developer or refused approval by Valve.

Before anyone asks, there are no links to these games because they have been removed from Greenlight. Their pages no longer exist.

1. Recession

I like Recession because the concept of the game is ridiculously unbelievable. The idea of the game is simple, it appears to be a cross between Evolve and Payday 2 where four players take on the role of robbers going around doing robber things while one player plays the heavily armed cop who gets sent out to stop them because the cops can only afford to send out one guy at a time.

Recession is an amazing concept and a reminder that the Unity engine is capable of more than just releasing asset flips. This is one of those games that I really hope sees its way to completion and finds its way back on Steam.

2. Stellar

Stellar could be the modern day reboot of Asteroids, bringing very simple gameplay to a more fast paced modern audience. The fact that you seemingly can’t slow down or stop your craft forces the player to constantly be thinking on their toes.

Forget Steam Greenlight, the developers of Stellar should be trying to put this on actual arcade machines to stick in bars.

3. Running Clones

It is far too easy to dismiss Running Clones as a Thomas Was Alone clone based on the similar graphical style, but after watching the trailer I have to say this looks like a very inventive game. The whole concept revolves around freezing clones of your character to use as stepping stones in completing puzzles. It is a pretty unique idea and, once again, the minimalist design works perfectly in context.

4. ReBound

ReBound is a minimalist puzzle game where the player places arrows to guide his piece and collect all of the things on each level. Judging by the levels shown in the trailer, the game gets pretty complicated and requires a lot of forethought and presumably trial and error in order to complete.

5. Staccato

I’d like to use Staccato as an example for the Digital Homicides of the world, just to show you the difference between uninspired Unity asset flips and a game that are made with creativity. Staccato is proof that critics have no issue with games using Unity assets, they are there for programmers who can’t hire artists.

But instead of making some lazy hack and slash, Staccato is a rhythm game that allows the player to insert their own music. An Audiosurf clone, yes, but one that has a unique feel to it. If this game popped up on Steam for $5, I’d buy it hands down.

6. Pongara

Want to know the easiest way into any gamer’s heart? Nostalgia. Putting a new twist on an old concept is the new form of porting Doom to a calculator, and people (especially gamers) suck up nostalgia like it’s going out of style.

But to be completely serious, Pongara looks like an awesome concept. Seemingly not content with just creating Pong and adding a few gimmicks to it, the creator has gone as far as throwing all kinds of new game modes around what is a very simple premise.

Greed Monger Officially Dead…Again


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Greed Monger has once again been cancelled, leaving everyone who pledged the over ninety grand out of luck, again. The MMO was Kickstarted to the tune of ninety grand, only to face development issues and eventual cancellation under Jason Appleton and Electric Crow Games. Appleton handed over the title to ex-employee Jason Proctor who has, in turn, announced that the game has been cancelled.

After careful consideration giving GM’s track record and the number of people we still have in the community we have decided it’s best to put Greed Monger to rest for good. There is no way that Greed Monger could support it’s self with as small of a user base as we would have.

We’ll have to see if this is the last time that Greed Monger is momentarily resuscitated. For now, it appears that the game is back where it was always headed, the defunct category.

(Source: Greed Monger)

Raptr's Top October List


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Raptr has released their top played list for October 2014, and the list is hardly surprising. ArcheAge remains popular, rising to the fifth place with World of Warcraft taking its natural spot below League of Legends in preparation for this month’s launch of Warlords of Draenor. The Old Republic rose three ranks, outdoing Final Fantasy XIV, while Warframe dropped slightly and Guild Wars 2 dropped rather more dramatically into 17th place.

November will no doubt secure World of Warcraft’s #2 spot among Raptr players.

(Source: Raptr)

Less Massive: Google Pays $19 Million Over Apps


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Google has been ordered by the Federal Trade Commission to pay $19 million in refunds for apps and in-app purchases made by children since 2011 when in-app purchases were first introduced to the service. The Federal Trade Commission most notably took issue with the premise that Google didn’t do enough to protect customers from unauthorized purchases on their device, including lack of proper authentication.

The FTC and European Commission have been taking Google, Apple, and Amazon to task over deceptive practices involving in-app purchases on their respective devices, with fines and (for Google) orders to remove the deceptive “free” tag on games. Earlier this month, Facebook games were banned in South Korea under anti-gambling laws until a government agency could individually review the titles.

(Source: Eurogamer)

False Alarm: GTA Online Is GTA V Online


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It’s a knee jerk reaction to assume that whenever a company places the word Online in their title, that the game will be an MMO. Grand Theft Auto Online, announced previously this week, hasn’t turned out to be the MMO that we thought it would be, but the real answer isn’t any less disappointing. Set to be launched October 1st, GTA Online moves forward from the multiplayer mode available in GTA IV, allowing up to sixteen players per server to run around and pretty much do as they please.

What sets GTA Online apart from GTA IV’s online mode is the emphasis on user generated content. Using an in-game editor, players will be able to put together races, deathmatch maps, missions, and more. As players play the online mode, they will obtain money and be able to progress through a separate story mode, meeting new faces and taking on missions that can be completed cooperatively. Rockstar Games has noted that while GTA Online will be very similar to GTA V when it launches in October, over time the title will be updated with new locations, new gameplay mechanics, and new features to set it apart from the single player story.

As far as pricing goes, we have nothing to go off of other than a comment that GTA Online will be free for those who buy GTA V. How the game will handle microtransactions will have to be seen.

(Source: Gamasutra)