Everyone hates scrubs in their video games, and while GamersFirst isn’t exactly sure what a “scrub” is, they have the power of Merriam Webster’s dictionary. In a post on Facebook, Tee Affo has announced a new dedication to removing scrubs, no matter their definition, from Fallen Earth.
Tee Affo with a special report –
We’ve had numerous complaints in-game about “scrubs”, and we’re taking a hard stance against scrub playing.
However, I realized that I had no idea what the word meant, so I took to the internet to hunt down the definition. I’m not sure which one our players are complaining about, so be on the lookout for any of the following:
1. a large area covered with low trees and shrubs, as the Australian bush.
We want it to be known that Fallen Earth is NOT a game where you pretend to be an empty field with low-lying ground cover. NOT AT ALL. In Fallen Earth, you are actually a clone or something. Probably a clone. Is that right? Listen, I don’t have time for RESEARCH, READING, or DOING MY JOB.
2. to rub hard with a brush, cloth, etc., or against a rough surface in washing.
Ew. Yeah, don’t do that. Nobody do that in our game. Do…do we have a problem with this? Ew. If I see anyone vigorously rubbing anything in Fallen Earth, I’m going to be upset.
3. A fella can’t get no love from you.
This definition comes from noted ThinkTank TLC, which I think stands for “The Learning Center”. Dr. Lefteye (I assume he’s a doctor) describes this scrub as “Leanin’ out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride, trying to holla at me.” If you see someone in the wasteland yelling at you from the wrong side of their borrowed Interceptor, please report them to the mods immediately, as we DO NOT want no scrub.
Thank you, with your diligence we can remove all “scrubs” from the game. Please focus on “n00b” playing instead.
If you do see a scrub in Fallen Earth, especially one trying to holla at you, make sure you use the appropriate reporting tools.
(Source: Facebook)
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