G1 To Cheaters: Don’t F-Up Your Last Chance


The Gamersfirst team working on All Points Bulletin quickly became my best friend thanks to their method of not merely banning cheaters but publicly humiliating them. In a dev blog update yesterday, Bjorn continued the approach of calming the crowd by reassuring that the team is indeed fighting aimbots. Recently, Gamersfirst was able to perform a mass ban on the three largest cheat tools, also posting some rather humorous complaints from the cheat forums.

But the G1 team is not entirely without knowledge on how to milk inane cheaters who would come back on a new account and continue spending money sympathy. They have put forward an offer: delete the cheats, start a new account, and they might allow you to continue playing their game. Maybe, if they feel like it.

Even stranger for some of us is the notion that some of these cheats that were caught cost upwards of $30 a month. Look, for $30 monthly, I will play your APB for you. If you prefer, I’ll even throw in the added DLC, where I eat all the junk food and drink all of your RC Cola, for absolutely free.

G1 To Cheaters: Don't F-Up Your Last Chance


The Gamersfirst team working on All Points Bulletin quickly became my best friend thanks to their method of not merely banning cheaters but publicly humiliating them. In a dev blog update yesterday, Bjorn continued the approach of calming the crowd by reassuring that the team is indeed fighting aimbots. Recently, Gamersfirst was able to perform a mass ban on the three largest cheat tools, also posting some rather humorous complaints from the cheat forums.

But the G1 team is not entirely without knowledge on how to milk inane cheaters who would come back on a new account and continue spending money sympathy. They have put forward an offer: delete the cheats, start a new account, and they might allow you to continue playing their game. Maybe, if they feel like it.

Even stranger for some of us is the notion that some of these cheats that were caught cost upwards of $30 a month. Look, for $30 monthly, I will play your APB for you. If you prefer, I’ll even throw in the added DLC, where I eat all the junk food and drink all of your RC Cola, for absolutely free.

Gamersfirst Unleashes Brawndo: Lag Mutilator


BRAWNDO’S GOT WHAT PLAYERS CRAVE! Brawndo’s got electrolytes. And that’s what players crave. They crave electrolytes. Which players crave. they crave electrolytes. Which is what Brawndo has. And that’s why players crave Brawndo. Not water, like from the toilet.

Good news, All Points Bulletin fans. In the latest APB dev blog, Gamersfirst is proud to announce that serverside lag has been almost completely eliminated. The issues stemmed from the manner in which the server would attempt to invoke various external libraries, causing congestion in the server. After some work under the hood, and the help of some new hardware, the team believes that this is the end of APB’s lag problems.

In fact, the system works so well that Gamersfirst touts players connecting from Australia to Frankfurt, and achieving a reduction from 1500ms to 500ms, the remaining 500 due to distance rather than congestion. They do want you to know that you may still experience lag, but that it will be mostly your fault.

Will you or some of your friends still see game lag? Sure – under three conditions; (1) your home network runs in to congestion, (2) your ISP has a freak-out and messes up its routes to its peers or (3) your home computer is not up to spec and you end up lagging all the time (but that’s of course client side lag which is a whole different beast).

Week In Review: Let’s Talk Disappointment Edition


I received an interesting email the other day from a reader, or at least I think he was a reader. This email was by a guy who presumably plays Mortal Online. I won’t post the email here, but he essentially tears into me for having a constantly negative bias against the game by posting pieces like Star Vault’s financial documents that show the game is not making a profit (one of the examples he actually used). You can see how I misinterpreted such a statement from this:

With our current cost structure, the Board expects that an additional approximately 1000 players to achieve break-even, a goal that we hope to achieve during the second quarter of 2011.

My apologies for having a far worse grasp of the English language than I originally anticipated, because for the love of me I can’t see where the mistake is. Anyway, the guy followed up with the usual hate mail I get with this comment: “If Star Vault wanted your opinion, they’d ask for it.” Naturally the implication is that I should stop writing about the company until they hire me as the new PR guy when Black Opal goes the way of his predecessor. I write MMO Fallout indeed for both players and companies alike, although I’ve never done much explanation for the latter. My work for companies is to provide stories, experiences that can be understood and integrated into the company’s own plan. I don’t teach what feature would go best with your open world sandbox game, but rather ideas like how to respond to false positives, or why developers should focus on retention rate over just funding with initial sales. I always try to stray as far as possible from becoming that guy that always criticizes but never has any ideas of his own.

1. Jake Song Says ArchAge Will Surpass Aion

I think it’s time to break out the old NCsoft chart, and not because I spent a lot of time making it and want to milk this cow dry:

Jake Song is the designer of ArcheAge, the upcoming MMO based on the CryEngine. You may also know him from his work at NCsoft with Lineage, a company that he is now targeting in interviews. Jake Song is making the claim that ArcheAge, when it enters formal operation expected sometime in 2012, will surpass Aion (NCsoft’s best card in the game). The question is, can he? The answer? Probably not.

This isn’t a question of Jake Song’s talent, the guy is partially responsible for NCsoft’s most popular franchise combined. There is, however, precedent in the field of gaming where an industry veteran forms his own studio to release a game in competition with his old company, and is thoroughly tarred and feathered when the game launches to poor reception. Don’t believe me? Ask Richard Garriot.

2. The Other Journalists Finally Got Wind of the Turbine MMO.

Many months ago, I posted about the upcoming Turbine console MMO thanks to a tip I received pointing me to the games section of the Twisted Pixel website, posting about a console game being made for Turbine. Since then, the announcement has been removed but the lights have finally turned on last month for a few other websites.

There is still very little known about this MMO, and by very little I mean practically nothing.

3. Stephen Calender Bears His Soul

NetDevil is dead, and its death was not a peaceful one. In his blog, Stephen Calender (ex-NetDevil staffer) talks about the acquisition of Lego Universe by Lego Team, about the poor relationship between NetDevil and their parent company Gazillion, and the poor relationship between Gazillion and Lego. He also takes a small jab at the media (myself included) for taking Gazillion’s PR speak and turning a bad situation into something good.

How likely would you be to purchase or continue funding a subscription when you find out production of new features and content has been reduced? Whether or not you can trust people’s online comments, I saw message boards with statements just like that.

Stephen also talks about interviewers:

I spent two years of my life working on it, at least do me the courtesy of watching some YouTube videos of the game. It makes you wonder if they just are not gamers, or if there is so much deceit and deception anymore that people stop trusting resumes.

Read the whole article, it goes in depth about getting hired in the games industry.

4. APB: Reloaded Hates Your 32-Bit Operating System

An important factor to remember with APB: Reloaded is that, at its heart, it is a re-release of All Points Bulletin, the game that loved memory and loved 64-bit operating systems. Although GamersFirst has been doing some extensive work in rewriting the game to work decently on 32-bit operating systems, you still won’t have the same success as 64-bit. This is mostly because 32-bit operating systems (without some coding) can only map 2 gigabytes of ram.

So if you have a 32-bit operating system and want to play APB: Reloaded, consider downloading the game before you sink a hundred bucks into your G1 account only to find out the game doesn’t run well on your system.

5. Alganon: Free For All PvP Weekend

Alganon’s free for all PvP weekends are rather inventive. Given the game is already free to play, Quest Online managed to pull that even further by introducing these FFA-PvP weekends, allowing players to experience the siege system with no cost for buildings and without the offline study requirements to use the contraptions. In addition, battle durability (pvp armor) tribute costs are removed for the weekend.

If you haven’t tried Alganon or left, the community has become bigger. Not huge, but bigger.

Week In Review: Let's Talk Disappointment Edition


I received an interesting email the other day from a reader, or at least I think he was a reader. This email was by a guy who presumably plays Mortal Online. I won’t post the email here, but he essentially tears into me for having a constantly negative bias against the game by posting pieces like Star Vault’s financial documents that show the game is not making a profit (one of the examples he actually used). You can see how I misinterpreted such a statement from this:

With our current cost structure, the Board expects that an additional approximately 1000 players to achieve break-even, a goal that we hope to achieve during the second quarter of 2011.

My apologies for having a far worse grasp of the English language than I originally anticipated, because for the love of me I can’t see where the mistake is. Anyway, the guy followed up with the usual hate mail I get with this comment: “If Star Vault wanted your opinion, they’d ask for it.” Naturally the implication is that I should stop writing about the company until they hire me as the new PR guy when Black Opal goes the way of his predecessor. I write MMO Fallout indeed for both players and companies alike, although I’ve never done much explanation for the latter. My work for companies is to provide stories, experiences that can be understood and integrated into the company’s own plan. I don’t teach what feature would go best with your open world sandbox game, but rather ideas like how to respond to false positives, or why developers should focus on retention rate over just funding with initial sales. I always try to stray as far as possible from becoming that guy that always criticizes but never has any ideas of his own.

1. Jake Song Says ArchAge Will Surpass Aion

I think it’s time to break out the old NCsoft chart, and not because I spent a lot of time making it and want to milk this cow dry:

Jake Song is the designer of ArcheAge, the upcoming MMO based on the CryEngine. You may also know him from his work at NCsoft with Lineage, a company that he is now targeting in interviews. Jake Song is making the claim that ArcheAge, when it enters formal operation expected sometime in 2012, will surpass Aion (NCsoft’s best card in the game). The question is, can he? The answer? Probably not.

This isn’t a question of Jake Song’s talent, the guy is partially responsible for NCsoft’s most popular franchise combined. There is, however, precedent in the field of gaming where an industry veteran forms his own studio to release a game in competition with his old company, and is thoroughly tarred and feathered when the game launches to poor reception. Don’t believe me? Ask Richard Garriot.

2. The Other Journalists Finally Got Wind of the Turbine MMO.

Many months ago, I posted about the upcoming Turbine console MMO thanks to a tip I received pointing me to the games section of the Twisted Pixel website, posting about a console game being made for Turbine. Since then, the announcement has been removed but the lights have finally turned on last month for a few other websites.

There is still very little known about this MMO, and by very little I mean practically nothing.

3. Stephen Calender Bears His Soul

NetDevil is dead, and its death was not a peaceful one. In his blog, Stephen Calender (ex-NetDevil staffer) talks about the acquisition of Lego Universe by Lego Team, about the poor relationship between NetDevil and their parent company Gazillion, and the poor relationship between Gazillion and Lego. He also takes a small jab at the media (myself included) for taking Gazillion’s PR speak and turning a bad situation into something good.

How likely would you be to purchase or continue funding a subscription when you find out production of new features and content has been reduced? Whether or not you can trust people’s online comments, I saw message boards with statements just like that.

Stephen also talks about interviewers:

I spent two years of my life working on it, at least do me the courtesy of watching some YouTube videos of the game. It makes you wonder if they just are not gamers, or if there is so much deceit and deception anymore that people stop trusting resumes.

Read the whole article, it goes in depth about getting hired in the games industry.

4. APB: Reloaded Hates Your 32-Bit Operating System

An important factor to remember with APB: Reloaded is that, at its heart, it is a re-release of All Points Bulletin, the game that loved memory and loved 64-bit operating systems. Although GamersFirst has been doing some extensive work in rewriting the game to work decently on 32-bit operating systems, you still won’t have the same success as 64-bit. This is mostly because 32-bit operating systems (without some coding) can only map 2 gigabytes of ram.

So if you have a 32-bit operating system and want to play APB: Reloaded, consider downloading the game before you sink a hundred bucks into your G1 account only to find out the game doesn’t run well on your system.

5. Alganon: Free For All PvP Weekend

Alganon’s free for all PvP weekends are rather inventive. Given the game is already free to play, Quest Online managed to pull that even further by introducing these FFA-PvP weekends, allowing players to experience the siege system with no cost for buildings and without the offline study requirements to use the contraptions. In addition, battle durability (pvp armor) tribute costs are removed for the weekend.

If you haven’t tried Alganon or left, the community has become bigger. Not huge, but bigger.

What Happened This Week: 4/15-4/21 Edition


This weeks question is for those of you who have quit an MMO (so virtually all of you). What level of interaction do you keep with your estranged title? Do you forget all about it and move on to your next title of choice, or are you one of those people who turns on jihad mode and begins a crusade to bring the game and company down because they did something that caused you to quit? Do you keep watch to see if they improve upon what made you quit to begin with, or is it a matter of once they lose your interest, it’s gone forever?

I can’t explain my interest in Hellgate Global. When I played the game at launch, I wasn’t too interested in it. In a way, I had the same reaction to Hellgate as I did with All Points Bulletin, in that it was a shooter/sword/RPG that tried to combine the best of both worlds, but ended up not doing either in a unique way. Essentially, it was Diablo, but played from a different perspective, and I lost interest in the same fashion I lost interest in Diablo: Going through similar looking dungeons (often the same dungeon several times for different missions) over and over again. And yet, I’m signed up for the beta. I could not give a single valid explanation why, other than that I paid the money for the boxed copy.

1. Yoshi’s Cookie: I Admire the Final Fantasy XIV Team

Say what you want about Final Fantasy XIV and odds are your complaints are very valid. What you can’t say is that the current development team, lead by Naoki “Yoshi” Yoshida, lacks motivation. Reading the producer’s letters, I can’t help but admire the devotion and passion that Yoshi and his team have put into Final Fantasy XIV in the past few months. Development has been steaming forward, with a ton of needed updates to turn Final Fantasy XIV into a viable product. FFXIV is functionally a great game, but it needs content and direction so players are doing something other than grinding exp and taking up the same leves over and over again.

What Yoshi has proven is that the team is not above slashing content that doesn’t work, or making drastic changes to other content. Among the updates in the works are the complete removal of physical levels, reworking the battle system, changing the job titles to be more recognizable, introducing grand companies and an achievement system. You can read the list of planned and currently in-the-works updates here.

2. Omali, Why Do You Hate Gamersfirst So Much?

I don’t have a personal grudge against Gamersfirst, I just have very low confidence in the company’s ability to police their own games, mainly because the company has absolutely failed to police their own games. The titles they do maintain are filled to the brim, as I’ve said before, with cheaters and gold farmers. So although I’d like to believe Gamersfirst when they say they have the cheaters all figured out, that’s exactly what Jagex said about gold farmers in Runescape, and I have the feeling Jagex has better resources for catching cheaters than G1.

Those of you who frequent MMO Fallout are well aware that I refuse to join in on the “I hope ___ game fails because I hate ___ company” trash that populates video game forums, and that it’s rather rare that a game comes out that can be labeled purely garbage. Just to name a few examples, DC Universe is a game I harp on, and my issues are not in the gameplay, but its longevity. The original All Points Bulletin had a lot of promise, but needed a real identity as either a shooter or an MMO, but not both. Earth Eternal had less bugs than any other game I’ve ever played but had almost no content outside of kill quests.

I want All Points Bulletin to become Gamersfirst’s big title that will come out and virtually lobotomize all of the cheaters that Realtime Worlds never dealt with, that will inspire the company to run the gold farmers out of their other games. If they are unable to, hopefully Gamersfirst will be able to survive the disappointing reception. Realtime Worlds didn’t.

3. Let’s See Some More Games Revived.

Let’s go over some titles, shall we? Earth Eternal is being revived by a Japanese company, APB by G1, Star Trek Online was revived by Cryptic, Gods & Heroes is entering closed beta under Heatwave Interactive, T3fun is bringing back Hellgate London, and there are probably a few more I can’t think of right now. If The Mummy can get an MMO deal, I want to see some of these other defunct MMOs come back.

I want to see Tabula Rasa brought back, because with all the changes that the developers made in the two months before the game shut down, a lot of the community’s problems were fixed, albeit too late. Shadowbane should be brought back now that the existing version wouldn’t suffer the same problems of the original run (remember the Shadowbane reboot?), and would be run by a single, stable company. I want Dungeon Runners brought back as a free to play title with a cash shop, so the game can financially support more than three people. But above all, I want Tabula Rasa brought back, so I can shoot Richard Garriot in the face with a level 40 shotgun for allowing his team to screw the game two ways to Sunday.

4. I Don’t Have Autism.

The reason I set up MMO Fallout is because of my fascination with the business side of the genre. This is one of the few sections of the gaming industry where a company can’t just throw a game into the open, occasionally lower its price, and then get to work on the sequel. Currently, I feature over 70 MMOs on the category list, including news for games I don’t list (Guild Wars among them).

I noticed a surge in this after Minecraft really gathered steam, and that’s the amount of people who are equating what they see as hard work to autism, and I’ve had a few people asking me if I have autism. First of all that’s an incredibly offensive thing to ask someone, and as a random person on the internet it’s none of your damn business.

Next, I want to make something clear about MMO Fallout. I have a job, I work around generally between 25-30 hours a week at my retail job that I’m using to pay for my car and insurance. I subscribe to, at most, two MMOs, by virtue of my own wallet and time. Writing articles for MMO Fallout takes up a couple of hours of the day at most, spread out throughout my free time. So I wouldn’t call MMO Fallout my “second job.” More like a hobby I’m using to get myself trained for my ultimate end-game (as you’d see in my about page, talk radio).

5. Taking MMO Fallout To The Next Level

I’m going to start trying to get some interviews with different developers. When I call MMO Fallout a hobby, that doesn’t change how serious I am with expanding this website into something bigger. I have a lot of ideas on what I want to do with this blog, and simple text based articles aren’t going to cut it.

APB Reloaded: Thank You, Cheaters!


Reading K2 Networks (GamersFirst) talk about cheaters reminds me of the black knight scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Even though King Arthur continues to hack the black knight apart, limb from limb, he continues his volley of verbal assaults at Arthur’s ability with a sword, to the point where, in defeat, the knight offers a draw.

In an alternate reality, I might be complacent with Gamersfirst’s handling of cheaters, but given their work in titles like Knight Online (which is full to the brim with cheaters, bots, and gold farmers), my hope for APB’s future is on uneven grounds. Of course, if you go by Gamersfirst’s words, back when Realtime Worlds was still running All Points Bulletin, the company had the information to ban the high number of cheaters, but simply chose not to enforce the rules. The implication being that the new host will be enforcing the rules.

With the latest K2 Networks blog, the APB team has offered a thank you to the cheaters for providing them with useful information.

For the past 3 weeks we have been watching and observing user behavior in Closed Beta. We’d like to extend a “thanks” to the 60 odd players that have been toying around with various hack tools (about 0.4% of the players). Thanks to your hard cheating work, we are now much better equipped to deal with you going forward. How? I guess you will find out.

I wish GamersFirst the best of luck with APB, and I will be there when the game comes out. Unlike their other titles, however, APB isn’t going to survive if it is filled with cheaters. The first failed launch should have been enough of an indicator.

GamersFirst Show: Episode 1


There is something to be said about this video from GamersFirst. If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t laugh during this show, I’d put those nickels in a sock, give that sock to Hal Sparks, and sit idly as he uses it to beat Jonenee Merriex for yet another spin-off of Talk Soup, minus the funny.

Looking Back, Moving Forward: November 2010


It's funny because it bashes WoW...

Small change in the LBMF structure. Now that November is done, companies are going to have to ramp up work if they’re going to get their game out and hit that 2010 release date. According to the MMORPG.com game list, there are more MMOs apparently slated for release this month than I can care to count.

My biggest disappointment with November was probably that there won’t be a 2011 MMO calendar. The 2010 MMO calendar on my wall, many of the months having various autographs, came out last year to benefit St. Jude Childre’s Research Center, and apparently is not coming back for 2011. I may just buy a Guild Wars 2 calendar, or perhaps just use my Nintendo 2011 calendar I received as part of the Nintendo Club.

The Good:

  • Star Trek Online Free To Play: Sure, Cryptic may be bribing us by saying “play Champions Online free to play and perhaps spend some cash, and maybe we’ll consider throwing you a bone in Star Trek Online,” but who cares? Star Trek Online may be going free to play! Although it will be limited, a free to play transition for Star Trek Online should be just what the game needs to get some big traffic, especially with the changes in response to player gripes, and the introduction of user generated content.
  • K2 Networks Picks Up APB: K2Networks, also known as GamersFirst, picked up the rights to All Points Bulletin and plans on reviving the game early next year, after an extensive patching to make the game suitable for its new free to play environment.
  • PvP In Alganon: Well, technically to have player vs player combat you need more than one player, but we can work on that at a later date. In the November patch, Quest Online added a system for flagging for PvP, as well as dueling. In future patches, Alganon players will see a keep/siege system similar to Warhammer Online, as well as a renown system that players will level up for gear.
  • Pirates of the Burning Sea now Free: Flying Lab Software released the free to play transition to Pirates of the Burning Sea this month.

The Bad:

  • No City? I’m On Break: A company royally breaking their game in a patch is not all too uncommon, in fact I can name at least one game (rhymes with ShroomTape) where such an event occurs every other week. When Mortal Online released a patch that inadvertently removed a city, killing its occupants and creating a gigantic void for players who came anywhere near it, much of the angry response came not because of the glitch itself, but because of the response. The players were told that the missing city could not be replaced for a few days, because the developers were off for the weekend.
  • Final Fantasy XIV: Not Satisfactory: It isn’t often a company comes right out and says “our game isn’t satisfactory,” but Square Enix did with Final Fantasy XIV, and after bad news on the financial grounds, they are committed to keeping their current subscribers (who haven’t paid a dime in subscription fees three months after release) and bringing in new players. To top off this need for players, I found that stores in the US, and possibly other countries, are pulling Final Fantasy XIV from shelves. Target and WalMart are now only selling the title online.
  • Star Gate: No More Resistance: Square Enix isn’t the only group getting a double whammy this month, as Cheyenne Mountain Entertainment announced that they had won the lawsuit against Fresh Start Studios, gaining their assets back for Stargate Worlds. Unfortunately, MGM terminated the agreement with Cheyenne over the Stargate license, meaning for right now the MMO is dead. Later on in November, Fresh Start announced that Stargate Resistance would be shutting down early next year.
  • Aion Million Man March: Later on in November, mmosite reported on a protest in Aion China against the rampant botting in the game. An estimated thirty thousand players appeared to congest cities in a number of servers in protest, shutting down four servers in the process.

The “What’s Happening in December?”:

  • Earth…Something or Other: Earth Eternal shut down back in August after the developers stopped paying the bills, and I think it’s safe to assume that Sparkplay Media’s CEO is now unemployed. We still don’t know who purchased the game, although all signs point to Time Warner, and there is no indication when the game will be brought back online. Guess we’re in for another month of waiting.
  • Anarchy In The Cash Shop: Anarchy Online last month launched the game’s brand new cash shop, offering everything from level packs, stims, and more for a nominal fee. I’ll be watching to see if there are any financial reports gloating on the success of the cash shop, or if its existence is merely pushed to the back as something of an embarrassment.
  • Cataclysm Shakes WoW: Oh look, a mention of World of Warcraft on MMO Fallout! Although the damage to the World of Warcraft has already been done, for the most part, in the Shattering event, Cataclysm launches in just a few days bringing new races, new areas, and generally a whole lot of new to the World of Warcraft.
  • And More!

Codemasters: APB Could Work…Just Not By Us.


It could by Hi-Rez?

Codemasters General Manager David Solari has been on MMO Fallout’s news bulletins before, with regards to Lord of the Rings Online Europe, but now I get to talk about him weighing his opinion on something not Turbine related. In an interview with Eurogamer on the topic of All Points Bulletin, Solari wanted to express his optimism that the defunct MMO could absolutely work, given the right time.

“[Realtime Worlds] made some key mistakes there, with some key stuff changed that game could be successful. I do think the game could be turned around but it would need nine months of hard work,” he added. “That game could have been successful but the cost of development and everything else was a huge thing. The money it had to make to support that was very high risk. If you could take a smaller team and make all the fixes and operate at a lower cost then it’s fairly unique: there’s not really anything else in the market out there.”

Solari makes a great point. During APB’s short life, I harped on a few points that the game could be fixed and turned around easily, but that Realtime Worlds would be fighting against the clock to fix the shooting and driving mechanics being lackluster in a driving and shooting game. But who exactly is going to pick up APB, Mr. Solari. You?

“We have not picked up APB,” he said, definitively. “I can answer you definitively,” he echoed, “we haven’t picked that up.”

Damn. Well there is still the possibility of Epic Games taking over. More on APB as it absolutely refuses to die.