Week In Review: This Article Is Private To You Edition

World of Warcraft phasing, North Korean isn’t (?) gold farming, Nintendo wants massively single player games, Guild Wars 2 has breasts, and Darkfall’s “wipes” in this week in review.


For the one or two of you who have followed my Star Wars Galaxies articles, you’ll notice I’ve stopped doing them. The short end of the story is that I have nothing more to talk about with the game, while writing up the fifth week article realizing that from a few weeks in my articles were nothing more than “I’m having the same problems, there are these bugs, and I’m traveling far for the missions.” I know all three of the people I saw over the month and a half that I played will be angry at me for saying this, but at this juncture (with the shutdown coming) Star Wars Galaxies is like a museum. You go in an see the exhibits, how the cavemen lived years ago, and you walk out. The game hasn’t aged well and if Sony and Lucas Arts had anything to say about it, the massive size of the game (You truly have to experience Star Wars Galaxies to understand how enormous this game is) made a free to play transition simply unfeasible.

I will be covering Galaxies in the final days, however.

1. When You’re Phasing: Important Quest NPCs.

I’ve recently re-subscribed to World of Warcraft after being offered seven free days, and one of the more impressive features I’ve seen so far is the phasing technology. Now, I’ve commended the story telling in Runescape as allowing moderately world changing events to take place in the player’s own vision, but Blizzard takes this a step further by introducing far more story moments, cutscenes, and the aforementioned phasing. To the unfamiliar, phasing is a system where players can see different versions of the same area, depending on the completion of quests. So if I lead the invasion into the Worgen territory, I will see an empty battlefield afterward. A player just entering the area would still have hostile NPCs and a war raging around him.

For the complaints players have of being in the same area yet not seeing one another, this relieves one of my biggest gripes with MMO quests: The “Kill the leader of the Centaur,” quest only to have the leader respawn after a predetermined time. Or being given a quest to eradicate rats from an area, only to have them still be in that area. The quests feel far less superficial, as you have the visual feedback that you’ve actually accomplished something.

My main issue is that the quests were clearly not co-written. All of these quests were written specifically when Cataclysm released, but clearly not with any overlap. Thus, I’ve had to abandon three or four quests because the phasing caused the NPC I needed to turn the quest into to die, turn hostile, or simply leave. My research on the forums shows these quests bugged with reports dating back to around Cataclysm’s release, meaning I can chalk off those low level rewards.

2. North Korea…Isn’t Gold Farming?

Believe what you will. Following last week’s news that North Korea is funding hackers to bring in a few million dollars by breaking into South Korean MMOs to set up bots to farm gold, the North Korean state-run propaganda machine has come out to state that all claims are false, and made up by their South Korean neighbors. Granted, we won’t know for sure who is telling the truth, as either side could be using this as a propaganda machine against the other.

3. Nintendo Patents Massively Singleplayer Online Games

Say hello to the future additions to MMO Fallout, perhaps. In a bizarre move, Nintendo has patented the concept of the MSO, or Massively Singleplayer Online game.

“A method and apparatus that allows a player to play a massively single-player online game without directly interacting with other players, while affecting and being affected by other players playing the online game.”

An idea for this would be a Diablo-esque game where players can play in a single player or multiplayer environment, but with a global auction house (similar to Diablo 3). Granted: This is a Nintendo patent, and generally when Nintendo patents something weird, we never see that idea again. So this may be the last you hear of the MSORPG.

4. The Tree People Have Breasts

I saw an interesting thread on Guild Wars 2 this past week detailing two things the MMORPG.com forums can’t seem to get enough of: The Sylvari and breasts. The poster went on a rather impressive explanation as to how the Sylvari join with other races and must thus make themselves more attractive to that specific species. The Charr are easily satisfied, but the humans are more xenophobic and likely to become hostile to an overly different species, IE: The Charr. So in order to be more attractive, the Sylvari took on traits attractive to humans, ie: big mammary glands.

It’s a very detailed way to say “because we know what percentage of our players are heterosexual men, therefore boobs. Breasts, melons, headlights, creampuffs.” You know the recipe.

5. I May Be Right About Darkfall’s “Wipe.”

I’ve revised my speculation on Darkfall’s wipes a few times, after revelations that the wipe may not be a wipe in the sense of “characters deleted, starting fresh.” The more Aventurine talks, the more a better image begins to come into focus, and after their latest blog I think it’s safe to say that the “wipe” refers to new skills that will replace old skills (but start at 0) and redundant skills being removed completely, which Aventurine has confirmed as true. Such a system isn’t really a wipe in the traditional sense, and regaining the few new skills will be far less enduring than a full wipe.

But who knows? I know I don’t.

What Happened This Week: 5/22 – 5/28 Edition


I saw an interesting thread over the past week. It asked “would you rather take one million dollars if it meant never being able to play Guild Wars 2?” My answer was an absolute yes. Now, I loved Guild Wars, even though I got bored once I finished the leveling and storyline quests, and I never bought the last two expansions and I occasionally enjoy player vs player combat, but not to the level of being competitive. That being said, I’d take a million dollars to not play any specific video game, even if it means not having a chance to try Duke Nukem Forever. I could use that million to pay off my car, buy a house, get into a great college, and pursue my career at the expense of what? An experience that will last me maybe a year?

I would hope that everyone would agree with me, with the exception of those of you who are filthy rich and wipe using one million dollar bills that didn’t exist until you purchased the US Treasury and started printing them. Even once you factor in taxes being taken out, you are still looking at all of your financial burdens (house/several cars/college loans) being taken care of.

But enough about money, let’s see what happened this week.

1. Warhammer Online Free? Don’t Hold Your Breath

Now that Age of Conan is going free to play, a move I’ve been suggesting since 2009, the attention is being turned to Warhammer Online making the move. As much as I’d love to see WAR go free to play, I don’t think such a move is feasible anymore. From my monitoring of the Warhammer Online forums and looking at the game’s history, Mythic may have neither the manpower nor the support to make such a leap. Changing payment systems requires a lot of resources from a business and mechanics perspective, changing systems around to accommodate a cash shop, conceptualizing and balancing said cash shop to not throw the game off balance, etc.

You have to hand it to the Warhammer Online community though, those that have stuck through for this long are a very dedicated group. They understand that there is likely no big update coming to be their savior and turn the game around. In the US, WAR has dropped to two servers and continues to bleed like a stuck pig. As much as Mythic has done to improve the game since launch, the major factor has always been too little, too late.

2. I Prefer My Softs NC’d Rather than Ubi’d

I recently attempted to redownload Rainbow Six Vegas from Direct2Drive, only to find following the six gigabyte download and installation that I could not activate the game. “Unknown error.” After clicking on the link to the support page, I was told to submit a question. Upon clicking that button, I was greeted with (what else?) an error message. Could not access the page. So no way to validate my copy, no way to contact ubisoft. I purchased Vegas for $3 on Steam as part of the $13 Rainbow Six collection on sale today, figuring Steam will offer better activation coverage.

Speaking of activation, I finally got around to reactivating my NCsoft account. I haven’t touched my account since before NCsoft implemented that authentication system, so my computer was not authenticated. Turns out, I also forgot my password reset answers (spelling issues). I sent an email to NCsoft’s customer support after shaking off several months of too-damn-lazy syndrome, and got a response the next day, notifying me that my account was reset and I would have to set up new reminder questions and a new password. So I’m all set for the Aion welcome back week this Thursday.

3. Phasing Vs Exclusion: Telling A Good Story

The problem with telling an ongoing story in an MMO is that you have one of three options: You can make a story that has no impact on the world, and impress very few. Who cares about the story when they know major characters will never die? Then, you can take the more accepted route which involves phasing. In Runescape, in the quest While Guthix Sleeps, around six major characters to the series die. This doesn’t include the multitude of other quests where major characters die, are incapacitated, or are enslaved by the enemy. At the same time, I’ll see different NPCs than someone who did not complete the quest, even though were are in the same room and can see each other. Finally, you have world events. World events change the world for everyone. They remove quests, add in other quests, and move NPCs and training spots around. In Tabula Rasa, for instance, world events lead to the destruction of two major player bases, leaving behind smoldering ruins. In World of Warcraft, the most famous world events occur during expansion releases. On the other hand, you risk excluding players. The Matrix Online was the worst offender, because unless you started from the day the game launched and never missed an event, you were out of tune with the continuing story and had to rely on a text based “what you missed” to be filled in. Not as good as seeing it live, definitely a disincentive for players.

The best approach is probably a hybrid of world events and phasing. Phasing for the small stuff, and world events for the big stuff. For an MMO like Runescape, world events are just not feasible with how the story relies on the player doing quests. Many can’t be randomly removed because that would create too many broken links.

4. Some Thoughts Regarding Marvel Universe Online

In addition to comments about my mentioning of Superman, when MMORPG.com picked up on my Marvel Universe article (No Customization, Ever), I had a good amount of people knocking on me for bashing the quality of the game before release, and more recently I had people asking why I haven’t talked about Runescape’s upcoming Freminik Sagas update being similar. For those who don’t play, the Freminik Sagas are part of an expanding idea to have players take roles of other characters in the Runescape Universe. This is to allow the player to witness events that took place previously in the game’s lore, without requiring factors like time travel or intervention.

I haven’t mentioned Runescape because I particularly like the idea. It worked when the player took control of Zanik in the Chosen Commander quest, and it will likely work here too. My problem with Marvel Universe Online is not an assumption on the game’s quality (and I’ve pointed out several times that I would absolutely play it), but that my issue is with the game being advertised as an MMO, but not to the MMO crowd. If you’re trying to net the crowd that does not play MMOs, and calling your game an MMO, they won’t bite. The same happened with All Points Bulletin, when Realtime Worlds said “hey, it’s not really an MMO, it’s a shooter online!” The MMO core lost interest because it wasn’t an MMO, and the shooter core who aren’t keen to pay a subscription lost interest because of the added “fees.”

Now, MUO is cash shop supported, and hopefully features a lot more free content than Super Hero Squad. So when people ask me why I’m so untrustworthy of Gazillion Entertainment on this one (aside from looking at Lego Universe and Auto Assault, that is), I simply tell them for the same issues I had with All Points Bulletin. MUO is an identity crisis waiting to happen.

5. How About A Star Trek Diplomacy Single Player Game?

I’ve always said that if you want gripping story, go play a single player game. Now, in the case of games like Runescape, the actual story mode is indeed single player. I may have opened up the western half of Ardougne, but the guy sitting next to me still hasn’t cleared the rubble pile or killed the leader of the Trolls, Dad. I stopped the invasion of Varrok by a powerful necromancer, but the guy sitting at the Grand Exchange selling rune platebodies hasn’t even heard of the guy (in context of the game) yet.

So I’d love to see a good Star Trek game that features combat, but also relies as heavily on diplomacy as the television series does. I want to have my own crew, have them live out their lives, and encounter stories that can take place entirely on board my ship. I want to have a video game become popular and have to figure out why everyone is playing it and how to stop it. I want tribbles to invade and have to turn my head as I flame broil the furry, and adorable, cretins back to the hell they spawned out of.

In short: I want a story driven Star Trek game, and Star Trek Online doesn’t have the structure to provide that. It’s my money and I want it now!