I hit the breaking point with Bethesda and Fallout 76 so long ago that I couldn’t honestly tell you when I got sick and tired of hearing about this game. In fact, it’s hard to believe that Fallout 76 just hit its one year anniversary. It feels like this game has been a living parasite for roughly a third of my life. I don’t know how many times the public can say “Bethesda can’t get any more incompetent,” only for Bethesda to turn around and indignantly reply:
History should look upon this past week, that of October 20, 2019, the year of our Lord, as when Bethesda threw off the veil and admitted to the world that it just doesn’t care about its reputation, its integrity, or about the quality of its games. Bethesda is going to Bethesda, and Bethesda knows that when Bethesda launches a game, that its legion of sycophant fanboys are going to give them lods of emone. They don’t need to care about quality because their customers don’t expect quality.
Rewind the clock a bit and you have Bethesda admitting to what everyone already knew: That Pete Hines is a Peter Molyneux-tier liar and Bethesda had no intention of keeping to its promise that the atom shop would be cosmetic only. That much was obvious once they started adding in repair kits, but admitting that it has a problem is the first step in Bethesda’s ultimate corporate suicide.
But before I get into the latest heaping pile of trash that Bethesda has served as chicken kiev, I have to ask a simple question: Did anyone expect Fallout 1st to not be a bug-riddled dumpster fire? Anyone? Really? After all this time?
Fallout 1st is a subscription program for Fallout 76, a premium-priced substandard service to complement a substandard game. It’s like paying $13 for a cup of Nescafe instant coffee to complement your entree of a steel-toed boot to the crotch. Fallout 1st had already raised criticism over its blatant pay to win elements; an unlimited scrap stash, placeable fast travel camp, and being forced to pay monthly for non-permanent private servers. Oh and in case you missed the implication, modding is going to be tied behind a paywall if that ever comes to Fallout 76.
But not to worry, because if you thought Bethesda was going to let players pay a premium and reward them you are sorely mistaken. This is Fallout 76, a game that punishes you for showing faith in its improvement.
Keeping in line with Bethesda’s quality standards, Fallout 1st has launched as an absolute wreck. Those private servers you’re paying a premium for? They aren’t private. Players are logging into the worlds only to find themselves in recycled servers that other players have already gone through, complete with dead NPCs and looted zones. Unlimited scrap stash sound too much like pay to win? Bethesda is on it, since a major bug is causing scrap stashes to be completely and irreversibly wiped. Second portable fast travel point sound too powerful? Well you’ll be glad to hear that people are experiencing crashes to desktop when placing them. Evidently Bethesda is utilizing the Rian Johnson approach to subverting expectations.
And all for the low, low price of $99 annually.
I don’t know what to say anymore, folks. There are people who are still playing Fallout 76 and for some reason enjoying it (and more power to them if they are), but the players outraged over the quality of this launch have nothing to complain about. Bethesda threw your asses overboard before this game even launched, and for some reason you keep paying for another ticket to get back on the boat. You keep going back to Big Louie’s House of Turds and then complaining when the poopoo platter you ordered is covered in crap. You know, the same as it was the last time you came to this obviously named restaurant and pre-paid for the same damn order. Someone is smoking meth in this transaction and I’m pretty sure it’s not me.
Fallout 1st is a con, Pete Hines is a compulsive liar, and Bethesda is a racket squeezing whatever it can out of Fallout 76 players. MMO Fallout’s thoughts and prayers go out to those who bought the annual pass for Fallout 1st which will undoubtedly see some major price reduction as another gigantic middle finger to the community. I also have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you, you gullible peons.
Otherwise I have no opinion on the matter.
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